Honesty is the best policy……right? A scathingly honest bio of an adoptable chihuahua named Prancer has gone viral after his foster mom shared it online.

Tyfanee Fortuna is currently fostering 2-year old Prancer. On April 7th, she took to Facebook looking for the perfect adopter for the little guy.

Here are some outtakes from her post:

“Ok, I’ve tried. I’ve tried for the last several months to post this dog for adoption and make him sound…palatable. The problem is, he’s just not. There’s not a very big market for neurotic, man hating, animal hating, children hating dogs that look like gremlins. Every day we live in the grips of the demonic Chihuahua hellscape he has created in our home. Prancer came to me obese, wearing a cashmere sweater, with a bacon egg n cheese stuffed in his crate with him. I should have known in that moment this dog would be a problem. He was owned by an elderly woman who treated him like a human and never socialized him. Sprinkle in a little genetic predisposition for being nervous, and you’ve concocted a neurotic mess, AKA Prancer. Prancer only likes women. Nothing else. He hates men more than women do, which says a lot. If you have a husband don’t bother applying, unless you hate him. I know finding someone who wants a chucky doll in a dogs body is hard, but I have to try. Oh, also he’s only 2yrs old and will probably live to be 21 through pure spite, so take that into account if you’re interested.””

Now, Prancer isn’t all bad. Tyfanee outlined some of his endearing traits too. You can read her full post here:

https://www.facebook.com/tyfanee.fortuna/posts/10219752628710467

Prancer is available for adoption through New Jersey’s Second Chance Pet Adoption League. A rep for the organization said they have had a ton of inquires from all across North America about potentially adopting Prancer, however, they are only accepting local applicants so the potential adopter can form a connection with him.

Good luck Prancer, you sweet little devil!

Photo courtesy of Tyfanee Fortuna.